March 2012
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, pubes, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
peetamuhlark:
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
friend: eats a whole pizza, french fries, drinks a regular coke and loses 5 pounds
me: look at an apple and gain 10 pounds
Two types of 'cute':
1. Appearance - It’s their face, the way they dress or just their smile ect, which basically attracts you. 2. Personality - Where their personality is just adorable. From how they talk to you, the way they treat people and how they act towards you. It could be just how they’re nice or caring, but still cute to you.
I’m so twisted on the inside it makes me sick.
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Lol! Keep scrolling, bitch.
Sexual organs: you know you want to go fap.
me: oh look a picture of my otp
me: screams
me: turns into a flaming pheonix
me: flies off into the sun
me: bursts into flames
me: dies
me: returns from ashes